i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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