I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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