listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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