yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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