I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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