Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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