Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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