honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My ass is underappreciated
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize
