my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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