I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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