it wasn't lemon gatorade
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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