hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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