i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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