Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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