Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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