WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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