i don't like sucking hair
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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