The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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