if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
