BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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