I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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