sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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