So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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