i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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