I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Randomize
