office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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