Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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