I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Ladies don't puke and tell
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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