upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
false alarm, still single
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