Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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