I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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