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  Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.

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• (408): View more from California

  You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.

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  I stole a bike. Here's a pic

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it

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• (310): View more from California

  he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party

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• (716): View more from New York

  Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The entire state will know me by my boobs.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I don't have any soul left to be crushed.

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