Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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