she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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