Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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