I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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