I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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