we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Sorry my hands just texted you
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
as a side note pls kill me
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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