I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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