Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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