OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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