a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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