Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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