Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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