I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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