which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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