i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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