Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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