What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Randomize
