Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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