yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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