You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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