Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Success! We fucked roommates!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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