So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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